“He wouldn’t put it down,” said our source via text messages early Thursday morning. “He was obsessed.”

When asked which team Herman spent the majority of his time building up in the digital realm, our source elaborated further.

“He loved to start at a small school like Houston or Louisville or something, kick ass, and then get offered his dream job, preferably at Texas. Then, he would run up the score and recruit like crazy until he had nothing but 5-stars across the board with names like Champ Hixon and William Blankenship. Stuff like that.”

When asked why Herman wouldn’t play on a more advanced setting, our source replied simply, “Winning is hard.”

“If the field were solidified today, I believe the transitive champion would be Kennesaw State,” the petition stated. “Because of Vanderbilt’s early blunder against Georgia Southern, and through a slew of conference contests, Kennesaw State now has a transitive victory over most of the top teams in the country. How much fun would it be to watch the Owls battle it out against Oregon? Ducks vs Owls?! Are you kidding me?!”

“We think the Owls would be overmatched, but transitive logic indicates otherwise,” the petition concluded. “We’ll never know for sure unless the teams play the games on the field.”

As of this writing, the petition is picking up steam, with over 10,000 signatures. The stated goal is to reach over 100,000 to force a response out of the White House.