“We had three natty’s during Trump’s first term, Biden gets in office, and all of a sudden, Lord Saban retires? Coincidence? And now look at us. I’m not even sure we’re going to make the expanded playoff!” Said one impassioned Alabama fan.

“This season has just been hard to take, we’re like historically bad, with no end in sight,” said a demoralized Florida State fan. “I think the only thing that’ll turn things around for us is a strong leader at the very top, so that’s why I voted for Trump.”

“The Biden administration has been great to me,” said one Georgia fan with a shrug. “Go Dawgs!” he yelled, and then started barking incessantly.

“You want to know how open our borders are? These illegals have their own school!” said one enraged protester.

Said another, “It’s just insane how brazen we are about allowing illegals from Mexico, Central America, South America, Colombia [as he motioned to the stadium entrance] to just go about their daily lives, with no repercussions whatsoever.”

When told that the Ivy League school Columbia was unrelated to the South American country of Colombia, one protester retorted, “Oh yeah, where are you from? CNN?! Fake news!” before rejoining the chant and thrusting his sign into the air.

“I can tell you this,” McEnany told the show hosts via Zoom, “President Trump was all-in when this important American game was scheduled at night, as was the original plan. If we’re being completely honest, he thought ‘white out’ meant something else entirely, so moving it to the Fox Big Noon slot was kind of a non-starter for him.”

When asked how the former president would be filling his Saturday, McEnany offered scant details.

“Well, he has a couple of options: he might pick up a shift at McDonald’s in one of the other battleground states, or he might try to squeeze 18 in. Depends on what the polls say on Friday,” McEnany concluded.