“A lot of people don’t know this, but in addition to the $75 million buyout, one of the stipulations of the Fisher termination was that he return the imaginary national championship plaque we gave him when his tenure started,” said one Texas A&M booster on the condition of anonymity.

“Which is great, because we left the last two digits open, so the only thing that actually needed to be changed was the name,” he continued.

“Beating LSU just solidifies this program’s trajectory. We figured, why wait?” Our source concluded.