“He’s just a dynamic guy, what can I say?” said BYU professor of theological scripture Alonzo Gaskill via Google Hangouts early Thursday morning.

“To come in here, and do what he’s done, is opening up a lot of doors for him. He obviously already had Gan Eden locked up, and even just being on the football team made the Terrestrial Kingdom a likely landing spot. But with the Cougs 10-0? He’s got a real shot at the Celestial Kingdom, which is obviously exciting for him.”

Gaskill continued, “He’s versatile, he can do it all. He knows the Torah really well, but to come in here and learn a whole other book of scripture, and to pick up things this fast? That’s impressive, there aren’t a lot of guys who could do that.”

“Bottom line, if he keeps playing like this, he’s going to be able to decide where he wants to be,” Gaskill concluded.

“He said some things he didn’t mean,” said a publicist for the CFP on the condition of anonymity.

“Bella was pushing him on why BYU moved up three spots after barely winning—some would argue, losing—the Holy War against Utah last weekend. He really didn’t have an answer for that,” our source continued.

“Then there’s Penn State who couldn’t win a top-5 game against a scout team. Which, when you put it that way, actually makes some sense where they ended up. And don’t even get her started on Mizzou…”

“Needless to say, Bella brought up some good points. You can bet that her messy little fingerprints will undoubtedly be all over future rankings,” our source concluded.