“It’s going to be total chaos,” said Middle East historian and Pulitzer Prize-winning author Lawrence Wright via Cisco Webex early this morning.

“We’ve seen this a hundred times: when a strongman like Saban or Saddam exerts control of a region, no one’s happy, but at least we all know what to expect, and that’s total domination, total control.”

“When that regime is toppled, there’s a power vacuum that has to be filled. In college football terms, that means resurgent 5-5 Florida knocks off CFP-allergic Ole Miss, 5-5 Oklahoma makes Alabama look like its squarely in the middle of the Mike Shula era, and Auburn plays with a newfound sense of confidence knowing its overlord rival no longer has a monopoly on power. And Texas A&M, of course, reverts to the mean it knows so well: 8-4,” Wright exclaimed.

What happens next? Anything, says Wright.

“Extremist groups might rise up to seize control, so you might see Vanderbilt start to earn some real respect year-in and year-out. You might see Florida actually turn things around. Missouri might unleash the power of the Ozark tiger. Anything is possible, and we might not like the future we get, even though we all wanted it—except for Alabama fans, of course,” Wright concluded.

“He said some things he didn’t mean,” said a publicist for the CFP on the condition of anonymity.

“Bella was pushing him on why BYU moved up three spots after barely winning—some would argue, losing—the Holy War against Utah last weekend. He really didn’t have an answer for that,” our source continued.

“Then there’s Penn State who couldn’t win a top-5 game against a scout team. Which, when you put it that way, actually makes some sense where they ended up. And don’t even get her started on Mizzou…”

“Needless to say, Bella brought up some good points. You can bet that her messy little fingerprints will undoubtedly be all over future rankings,” our source concluded.