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January 14, 2025
Ann Arbor, Michigan – The doomsday scenario has officially come to pass for Michigan faithful as arch nemeses Ohio State and Notre Dame are the last two teams standing in the sports’ first ever 12-team College Football Playoff.
“Baaaarfff,” said one Wolverines fan on X (formerly Twitter) shortly after the Ohio State Buckeyes finished off the Texas Longhorns 28-14 in the Goodyear Cotton Bowl semifinal game.
“I’m on Team Meteor,” said another in response.
“Why can’t they both lose?” asked one Redditor on the r/cfbmemes subreddit.
“They may win a national championship, but not a single one from the graduating class at OSU can say they beat the Michigan Wolverines #4inaRow,” said one other X user.
“You had one F*CKING job to do, @TexasFootball.” tweeted yet another X contributor that goes by the username @our_bitch_again.
“Scanning? We’re praying for one,” said Reddit user u/CouldntBeMetho in response to the article title.
So what do astronomers say about the prospect of a celestial occurrence intervening in Michigan fans’ nightmare? Not likely.
“There’s no significant activity expected for the remainder of January,” said Andy Byron, an astronomer based out of New York City via Microsoft Teams late on Monday night.
“Unfortunately for Wolverines fans the world over, it appears that this game will take place as scheduled, and someone’s going to win it,” Byron concluded.
