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November 5, 2024
New York, New York – Several confused MAGA enthusiasts gathered outside of the Yale vs Columbia college football game on Saturday to stage an anti-immigration protest. Chants of, “Hey, hey, ho, ho, Colombia has got to GO!” could be heard coming from the tens of protesters.
“You want to know how open our borders are? These illegals have their own school!” said one enraged protester.
Said another, “It’s just insane how brazen we are about allowing illegals from Mexico, Central America, South America, Colombia [as he motioned to the stadium entrance] to just go about their daily lives, with no repercussions whatsoever.”
When told that the Ivy League school Columbia was unrelated to the South American country of Colombia, one protester retorted, “Oh yeah, where are you from? CNN?! Fake news!” before rejoining the chant and thrusting his sign into the air.
