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November 16, 2024
Athens, Georgia – Uga could only stand by and watch as his mascot adversary desecrated the home of his beloved Georgia Bulldogs during a routine walk-through on Friday night.
“It’s unconscionable,” said Uga’s handler Jim Johnson via text message early Saturday morning. “This is war.”
“It’s a little uncharacteristic of him,” said Smokey’s handler Allison Hart via a follow up phone call. “But we did just change his food because the Knoxville Costco was out of the turkey and sweet potato kibble he really likes. His coat looks great, but he’s been acting a little funny.”
Johnson also added that the Tennessee mascot team failed to scoop the poop they left at midfield.
“Classless,” Johnson added.
When asked about leaving the steaming pile, Hart replied, “THEY were the ones that didn’t have any poop bags in the stadium dispenser!”
Needless to say, there will be no love lost when the two football teams meet today on the recently fertilized grid iron.
