Brent Venables loads up on Taco Bell before Trump tariffs take effect

By CFBNN Staff

November 28, 2024

Norman, Oklahoma – A Norman Taco Bell shift manager confirmed to CFB News Now via GoTo Meeting that Oklahoma Sooners head coach Brent Venables has placed large, recurring orders for delivery every Saturday between now and January 20th.

“At first, I figured it had something to do with the burgeoning cannabis industry here in Oklahoma, but then I saw the order notes said, ‘Boomer!’ and were supposed to be delivered to the football facility, so I put two and two together.”

When asked what kinds of items Venables favored, the manager said Venables likes a good variety.

“Crunch Wrap Supreme, obviously, everyone loves that. Mexican Pizza, Nachos BellGrande, a lot of the classics,” said the Assistant General Manager.

“I was under the impression that he’s planning on freezing as much as he can to stock up while prices are still reasonable,” the manager concluded.

CFB News Now can only speculate on the effect the added Taco Bell consumption will have on the football team’s plumbing system, but updates will be published as they are received.