Mike Norvell fires water girl & tee recovery dog

By Editor-in-Chief

November 11, 2024

Tallahassee, Florida – The season of woes continued for pretty much everyone associated with the Florida State football program as Mike Norvell announced his next round of firings resulting from the team’s 1-9 nightmare record.

“Okay, personnel change announcements here at the end,” said Mike Norvell during Monday’s post-practice media availability, “in addition to Alex Atkins and Adam Fuller, we’re going to be moving on from Julie Ross, head trainer in charge of hydration. You also won’t be seeing Rex, the tee retriever dog anymore. We thank these two for all they’ve contributed to Florida State throughout the years, and we wish them the best.”

When asked who would be serving as replacements, Norvell said it would be a team effort.

“For water, we’re going to be having some scout team guys be in charge. As for retrieving the tee, that responsibility falls on DJ going forward.”