Breaking Steve Sarkisian news

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On 02/22/25 | By Editor-in-Chief

Steve Sarkisian cancels spring game, establishes armed anti-poaching task force to prevent Horns from getting stolen

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Paul Finebaum checks into grief counseling center over decline of SEC.
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On 02/10/25 | By Editor-in-Chief

OFFSEASON UPDATE: Paul Finebaum checks into grief counseling center over decline of SEC

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On 01/20/25 | By Editor-in-Chief

SEC Commissioner Greg Sankey insists officiating crew counts as conference representation in CFP National Championship game

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On 12/06/24 | By CFBNN Staff

Following spate of defiled midfield logos, facilities managers discuss vandalism suppression tactics

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Two young college football players, one carrying a ball, and the other tackling the ball carrier.
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On 11/13/24 | By CFBNN Staff

Webinar of elite offensive minds fails to produce a single reasonable explanation for why they always run tosses to the short side of the field

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#11 Georgia Bulldogs linebacker and Butkus Award winner Jalon Walker.
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On 11/01/24 | By Editor-in-Chief

Arch Manning dresses up as Jalon Walker, re-aggravates Quinn Ewers’ oblique

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A Texas Longhorns branded breathalyzer.
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On 10/23/24 | By Editor-in-Chief

CONFIRMED: Texas set up mandatory sobriety checkpoints, speed traps along Georgia’s route to the stadium

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Silhouette of a young football quarterback rearing back to throw a football.
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On 10/22/24 | By Editor-in-Chief

Several bottle-throwing University of Texas students invited to football team try out

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