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October 23, 2024
Tallahassee, Florida – Tallahassee Parks & Rec director Ashley Edwards held an impromptu press conference on Zoom to express gratitude for noticeably cleaner bike trails and walking paths around town.
“I’m not sure what’s behind it, but the City of Tallahassee has really begun to take ownership of picking up after their pets. It’s incredible, really,” Edwards remarked.
A savvy reporter on the call took the opportunity to inform Edwards that the poop-scooping could be related to an internet meme surrounding a Florida State Football fan who offered to eat canine feces if the Seminoles lost to Georgia Tech earlier in the season, and then again against Duke this past weekend.
“They’re doing what with it? They’re ea—you know what, I don’t want to know, all I care about is, they’re not leaving it behind.”
