Wyoming head coach Jay Sawvel announces endorsement deal with manure company

By Editor-in-Chief

October 29, 2024

Laramie, Wyoming – Though wins have been tough to come by on the football field for the Wyoming Cowboys, their beleaguered head coach Jay Sawvel just got one off of it: he’s the new spokesperson for BS Compost in the state of Wyoming.

Following post-game comments in which Sawvel referred to himself as “a horse-shit coach,” BS Compost and Sawvel announced in a joint press release that the Carpenter, Wyoming-based manure producer and the Cowboys head coach were entering into a promotional partnership together.

“At BS, we pride ourselves on being nimble and savvy enough to capitalize on timely promotional opportunities when they present themselves. We’d call this a timely promotional opportunity.“

The press release also clarified that it doesn’t in fact sell “horseshit,” and that part of the new agreement stipulated that Sawvel would pivot to using the term “bullshit” during any future outbursts.