Breaking Month: January 2025 news

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On 01/30/25 | By CFBNN Staff

Popcorn shortage sweeps nation as college football fans stock up for long offseason of Ohio State-Michigan feuding

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On 01/28/25 | By Editor-in-Chief

SEC football fans grappling with reality of being basketball schools now

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On 01/27/25 | By CFBNN Staff

BREAKING: Jim Knowles leaves Ohio State for Penn State after beard dispute with Ryan Day

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On 01/26/25 | By Editor-in-Chief

BREAKING: Ryan Day to undergo “severance” procedure specifically for 2025 Ohio State-Michigan game

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On 01/25/25 | By CFBNN Staff

Postseason roundtable of college football fans’ wives debrief after “the longest goddamn football season of our lives”

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On 01/22/25 | By CFBNN Staff

In Ocean’s 11-style set up, Ryan Day confirms he would give up National Championship in exchange for win over Michigan

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On 01/21/25 | By Editor-in-Chief

Dejected pope hangs painting of Joseph back up, shrugs, says, “Maybe next year”

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On 01/21/25 | By CFBNN Staff

Ole Miss caps historic 2024 season with hypothetical National Championship

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On 01/20/25 | By Editor-in-Chief

SEC Commissioner Greg Sankey insists officiating crew counts as conference representation in CFP National Championship game

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On 01/19/25 | By CFBNN Staff

Man gets whiplash looking at Ryan Day Termination Probability chart

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On 01/18/25 | By Editor-in-Chief

Does a lost Bible passage portend the return of the antichrist in the form of Ryan Day? One Indiana-based theologian thinks so

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On 01/14/25 | By Editor-in-Chief

Michigan fans scanning skies for comet, meteor, or asteroid ahead of Ohio State vs Notre Dame CFP final

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