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December 5, 2024
Atlanta, Georgia – Citing space constraints, SEC Commissioner Greg Sankey announced that Bevo would not be attending the 2024 SEC Championship between the Texas Longhorns and Georgia Bulldogs.
“He’s a big animal, and if the 2019 Sugar Bowl is any indication, he doesn’t like bulldogs much,” Sankey said during media availability on Thursday.
“It’s kind of horseshit—scratch that, BULLSHIT,” said one of Bevo’s Silver Spurs caretakers on the condition of anonymity. “Just because Georgia’s mascot is a wimpy little house dog doesn’t mean he should be allowed in while Bevo isn’t,” the Silver Spur concluded. “If that’s not favoritism, I don’t know what is.”
Where will Bevo watch the game, then? It’s still up in the air, but his handlers say they’ll figure out a way.
“Not sure what Atlanta’s sports watching scene is like, but if worst comes to worst, we’ll hook up a big TV and put it outside of his stall,” our source concluded.
