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On 02/13/25 | By Editor-in-Chief

College football fans the nation over collectively freak out as Elon Musk’s DOGE takes aim at the CFPB

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Paul Finebaum checks into grief counseling center over decline of SEC.

On 02/10/25 | By Editor-in-Chief

OFFSEASON UPDATE: Paul Finebaum checks into grief counseling center over decline of SEC

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On 02/09/25 | By CFBNN Staff

On Ryan Williams’ 18th birthday, announcers scramble to identify new on-air talking points for Alabama games in 2025

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On 02/07/25 | By Editor-in-Chief

In Ohio, Jim Knowles replaces Benedict Arnold atop “Worst traitors in American history” survey

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On 02/04/25 | By CFBNN Staff

Ohio State water boy announces return for 2025 season with succinct tweet: “Let’s run it back.”

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On 02/01/25 | By Editor-in-Chief

Leak trace confirms Michigan’s worst nightmare: “The call is coming from inside the Big House!”

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On 01/30/25 | By CFBNN Staff

Popcorn shortage sweeps nation as college football fans stock up for long offseason of Ohio State-Michigan feuding

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On 01/28/25 | By Editor-in-Chief

SEC football fans grappling with reality of being basketball schools now

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On 01/27/25 | By CFBNN Staff

BREAKING: Jim Knowles leaves Ohio State for Penn State after beard dispute with Ryan Day

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On 01/26/25 | By Editor-in-Chief

BREAKING: Ryan Day to undergo “severance” procedure specifically for 2025 Ohio State-Michigan game

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On 01/25/25 | By CFBNN Staff

Postseason roundtable of college football fans’ wives debrief after “the longest goddamn football season of our lives”

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On 01/22/25 | By CFBNN Staff

In Ocean’s 11-style set up, Ryan Day confirms he would give up National Championship in exchange for win over Michigan

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