Breaking Texas Longhorns football news

On 01/26/25 | By Editor-in-Chief

BREAKING: Ryan Day to undergo “severance” procedure specifically for 2025 Ohio State-Michigan game

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On 01/25/25 | By CFBNN Staff

Postseason roundtable of college football fans’ wives debrief after “the longest goddamn football season of our lives”

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On 01/19/25 | By CFBNN Staff

Man gets whiplash looking at Ryan Day Termination Probability chart

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On 01/14/25 | By Editor-in-Chief

Michigan fans scanning skies for comet, meteor, or asteroid ahead of Ohio State vs Notre Dame CFP final

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On 01/08/25 | By Editor-in-Chief

Confused Texas Longhorns fan buys $471 worth of cold weather gear in preparation for snowy Cotton Bowl vs Ohio State

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On 01/05/25 | By Editor-in-Chief

After a couple of old fashioneds, tipsy Director of Officiating admits “No one knows what targeting is”

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On 01/04/25 | By CFBNN Staff

B1G files false advertising lawsuit against SEC over “It just means more” tagline

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On 12/25/24 | By CFBNN Staff

Bevo applies for press credentials ahead of Peach Bowl against Arizona State

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On 12/16/24 | By CFBNN Staff

Ahead of Clemson, Texas facilities managers move recycling dumpsters onto field in anticipation of officiating protests

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On 12/05/24 | By Editor-in-Chief

Bevo barred from Mercedes-Benz Stadium, will watch SEC Championship from sports barn somewhere

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On 12/02/24 | By Editor-in-Chief

Texas A&M alum launches immersive virtual reality facility where Aggies can experience win over Texas, SEC success

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On 11/26/24 | By Editor-in-Chief

Tearful Mack Brown found whimpering, clutching Vince Young statuette in UNC equipment closet

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